Thursday, 28 July 2011
Voters Beware: Your Next President Is About to Lie to You
Zambian election set for Sept. 20
"I've consulted with the Electoral Commission of Zambia and I am informed that most of the logistics for holding the elections are now in place," Banda said in a speech broadcast on state media.
Banda's Movement for Multiparty Democracy (MMD) is expected to win the election on the back of the southern African country's strong economic growth and the recent collapse of an alliance between the two main opposition parties.
Patriotic Front leader Michael Sata, a gruff populist who has been fiercely critical of Asian investment in the mining sector, gave Banda a close run. Read more...
Thursday, 21 July 2011
2011 MMD PARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATES
Ronnie Shikapwasha ( Keembe) Eustarckio Kazonga (Vubwi), Peter Daka (Msanzala), Bradford Machila (Kafue), Felix Mutati (Lunte), Kenneth Konga (Chavuma), Kapembwa Simbao (Senga Hill) and Sarah Sayifwanda (Zambezi East).
Isaac Banda (Lumezi), Angela Cifire (Luangeni), Simon Kachimba (Luanshya), Mwansa Mbulakulima (Chembe), John Chinyanta (Mambilima), Given Mungomba (Mpulungu), Brian Sikazwe (Chimbamilonga), Daniel Kalenga (Kabompo West), Richard Taima (Solwezi East), Mwendoi Akakandelwa (Mangango), Mubika Mubika (Sinjembela), Moses Muteteka (Chisamba), David Phiri (Mkaika), Michael Mabenga (Mulobezi), Allan Mbewe (Chadiza) and Dr Chrisopher Kalila (Lukulu East).
Rosaria Fundanga (Chilubi), Charles Mututwa (Senanga Central), Trymore Mweenda (Chikankata), Dr Patrick Chikusu (Katuba), Dr Victor Mukonka (Monze Central), Noah Siasimuna (Siavonga), Muti Beyani (Sinazongwe), Laiveni Apuleni (Mbabala), Dr Canisius Banda (Mandevu), Daniel Chisala (Luapula), Japhen Mwakalombe (Chongwe), Chileshe Kapwepwe (Chinsali), Humphrey Musonda (Malole), Danny Chisanga (Mpika Central) and Sunday Chanda ( Kanchibiya).
Godfrey Pende (Bwacha), Jane Chileshe (Kabwe Central), Lawrence Zimba (Kapiri-Mposhi), Musonda Mutale (Mkushi South), Bornwell Matawe (Mwembsehi), Professor Luke Kanyomeka (Nangoma), Mushili Malama (Chitambo), Maxwell Kabanda (Serenje), Trudy Ng’andu (Chililabombwe), Christon Mwape (Nchanga), Spartan Msowoya (Kalulushi), Ronald Manenga (Chimwemwe), Itayi Chinkuli (Kamfinsa), Joseph Malanji (Kwacha), Divo Katete (Nkana) and Goodward Mulubwa (Roan).
Shadreck Musozya (Kankoyo), Evans Chibanda (Mufulira), E Chishiba (Kafulafuta), Anne Chungu (Lufwanyama), Michael Katambo (Masaiti), Kelvin Chaume (Bwana Mkubwa), Frank Ng’ambi (Chifubu), Rapson Kopulande (Kabushi), Emmanuel Mulenga (Ndola Central), Darious Mumba (Chama North), George Lungu (Chama South), Mtolo Phiri (Chipata Central), Victoria Kalima (Kasenengwa), Yotamu Banda (Chasefu), Dr Chisha Bulangeti (Pambashe), Dr Chitalu Chilufya (Mansa Central) , Jonathan Kapungwe (Chipili), M Mpampi (Chiengi), and Sunday Maluba (Mwansabombwe) Sylvester Chimfwembe (Bangweulu), Chileya Kapekele (Chifunabuli), Daniel Chisala (Luapula), Donald Chilufya (Chawama), Yohane Mwanza (Kanyama), Muhabi Lungu (Lusaka Central), Bernard Mpundu (Lukashya), George Mwamba (Lubansenshi), Mwalimu Simfukwe (Mbala), M Songolo (Mfuwe), Brian Mundubile (Mporokoso), Danny Chingimbu (Kabompo East), Stephen Masumba (Mufumbwe), Newton Samakayi (Mwinilunga East), Lucky Mulusa (Solwezi Central), Prisca Pulu (Zambezi West), Joshua Simuyandi (Pemba), Chisangano Malungo (Gwembe), Sebastian Hambokoma (Dundumwezi), and Sikaduli Munsaka (Kalomo Central).
Siachona Simalonga (Choma), Jelasi Sikonda (Katombora), Lloyd Jembo (Mapatizya), Lukulo Katombola (Livingstone), Bevin Mweene (Magoye), Maxwell Mwiinga (Mazabuka Central), Bbuku Tsibu (Bweengwa), Isabel Nanja (Moomba), David Diangamo (Itezhi-Tezhi), Misheck Mutelo (Lukulu West), Mwangala Mahopo (Luena), Catherine Akayomboka (Nalolo) and Frank Kufakwandi (Sesheke).
Elizabeth Molobeka (Kawambwa), Besa Chimbaka (Bahati), Dr Jacob Chongo (Mwense), Dr Peter Machungwa (Kabwata), Faustina Sinyangwe (Matero), Marjory Mwape (Munali), Major Celestino Chibamba (Shiwangandu) MP Josephine Limata (Luampa)
Ben Mwila (Nchelenge) Levy Ngoma (Sinda) Patrick Ngoma (Feira)Keith Mukata ( Chilanga) Nicholas Banda (Kapoche) Sydney Chisanga (Mkushi North), Vincent Mwale (Chipangali), Whiteson Banda (Milanzi), Forrie Tembo (Nyimba), Paul Sichamba (Isoka West), Clever Silavwe (Nakonde), and Humphrey Mwanza (Solwezi West).
Deferred adoptions are for Kasama Central and Kantanshi constituencies.
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
A Note All Aspiring Presidential Candidates Of Zambia.
THE "RULED" ZAMBIANS
The painful struggle that the Zambian people have to go through is to live with a perpetual hope of a change that will bring them a basic living that provides them with the basic comforts of a modern society almost fifty years after their independence from foreign rulers.
What makes a Zambian survive the squalor and the day-to-day disappointments in service delivery that he is confronted with is an escape into a hope that a single person or political party would come and address these service delivery inadequacies. They subconsciously almost discount themselves from this change and only feel their participation in it is when they cast their ballot after each five-year term.
A Zambian, especially in urban areas, seeks refuge in a mere hope whilst at the same time the happenings around him provide the opposite.
Evidently, there is a general feeling to exaggerate this hope. People are systematically made to fail to interrogate and demand for the basic services that a government should provide solely because the leadership made or makes it almost impossible for the people to have a clear channel to confront real issues that challenge them daily.
The local government system where the grass root could provide such an avenue is practically dead and if it exists is corrupt, irrelevant , unprofessional,is neglected or be-riddled with incompetence and partisan complacency.
Because Zambians do not have clear channels to directly and emphatically influence national development, they spend most of their time in misdirected petty "political " debates which usually take the form of discussion provoked by newspapers or tabloids that, most of the time, seek out mere statements from political leaders about irrelevant matters that have absolutely nothing to do with national development. This in a sense provides them with apparent entertainment and a sense of euphoria and nothing else.
This lack of proper interrogation that puts leadership to task creates a political system that is moribund and almost unaccountable to its own people. In turn, this leaves the country with very poor service delivery systems. The real politics revolve around perpetual electioneering in a five-year mandatory ruling term. Only a few projects that are donated or supervised by foreign donors are the only achievements.
As already alluded to, this scenario is mainly caused by a deliberately unstructured democratic system.
Unless there is a deliberate system or systems that acknowledges that people need services, Zambia will remain a poor country due to a poor and unprofessional leadership that cannot deliver to their people within a given mandate of rule.
It therefore also translates that the leadership have a questionable mandate to rule the country because they are not so accountable to their own constituencies.
The basic question is therefore who are they ruling for and how are they able to account to whoever they are supposedly ruling?
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
The Traditional Ceremonies of the different tribes of Zambia
CENTRAL PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Bisa/Swaka/Lala ChiefsMkushiBisa/Swaka/LalaInchibwela September
Snr Chief MukuniChibombo LenjeKulamba Kubwealo October
Chiefs Mumba and Kaindu Mumbwa Kaonde Musaka/Jikubi Septembe
Chief Chibuluma Mumbwa Kaonde/Lla Likumbi Lyamalumbe October
COPPERBELT PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Snr Chief Mushili Masaiti Lamba Chabalankata November
Chief Machiya Mpongwe Lamba Chitentamo/Nsengele November
EASTERN PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Par. Chief Mpezeni Chipata Ngoni N'cwala Februrary
Par. Chief Gawa Undi Katete Chewa Kulamba August
Snr. Chief Kalindawalo Petauke Nsenge Tuwimba October
Snr. Chief Nsefu Mambwe Kunda Malaila October
Snr. Chief Kambombo Chama Tumbuka Kwenje October
LUAPULA PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Snr. Chief Mwewa Samfya Ng'umbo Kwanga October
Snr. Chief Mununga Chienge Shila Mabilla October
Snr. Chief Mwata Kazembe Kawambwa Lunda Mutomboko July
Snr. Chief Puta Chienge Bwile Bwile September
Snr. Chief Mushota Kawamba Chishinga Chishinga Malaila October
Chief Matanda Mansa Ushi Chibuka October
Chief Mabumba Mansa Ushi Makumba August
LUSAKA PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Snr. Chief Mburuma Luangwa Nsenga-Luzi Mbambala November
Chief Bunda Bunda Chinyunyu Soli Chibwela Kumushi November
Chieftainess Chiawa Kafue Goba Kailala September
Chief Mabumba Mansa Ushi Makumba August
NORTHERN PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Para. Chief Chitimukulu Mungwi Bemba Ukusefya Pa Ng'wena August
Snr. Chief Kopa Mpika Bisa Chinamanongo September
Snr. Chief Chunga Luwingu Bemba Mukulu Pembe August
Snr. Chief Muyombe Isoka Tumbuka Vikamkanimba September
Chieftaness Nawaitwika Nakonde Namwanga Mulasa September
Chief Nabwalya Mpika Bisa Bisa Malaila September
Snr. Chief Kafwimbi Isoka NNamwanga Ng'ondo November
Chief Mwenechifungwe Isoka Mfungwe Chambo Chalutanga September
Chief Chiwanangala Chilubi Island Bisa Chisaka Chalubombo September
Mambwe/Lungu Chiefs Mbala Mambwe/Lungu Mutomolo June
Chief Mabumba Mansa Ushi Makumba August
N/WESTERN PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Snr. Chief Kanongesha Mwinilunga Lunda Chisemwa Cha Lunda August
Snr. Chief Kasempa Kasempa Kaonde Nsomo June
Snr. Chief Kalilele Solwezi Kaonde Kupupa July
Snr. Chief Ishindi Zambezi Lunda Lunda Lubanza August
Snr. Chief Sikufele Kabompo Mbunda Lukwakwa October
Snr. Chief Mushima Mufumbwe Kaonde Makundu August
Chief Mabumba Mansa Ushi Makumba August
SOUTHERN PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Chief Mabumba Mansa Ushi Makumba August
WESTERN PROVINCE
CHIEF DISTRICT TRIBE CEREMONY MONTH
Snr. Chief Kalunga Kabompo Luchazi Chivweka June
Chief Chiyengele Kabompo Mbunda Mbunda Liyoyelo July
Chief Kapijimpanga Solwezi Kaonde Kunyanta Ntanda July
Chief Chizera Mufumbwe Kaonde Ntongo September
Chief Matebo Solwezi Lamba Kuvuluka Kishakulu September
Chief Makumbi Solwezi Kaonde Kufukwila May
Chief Mumena Solwezi Kaonde Lubinda Ntongo August
Chief Mukuni Livingstone Toka Leya Lwindi January
Chief Monze Monze Tonga Lwindi Gonde July
Chief Chikanta Kalomo Tonga Chungu October
Chief Musokotwane Kalomo Toka Leya Lukuni Luzwa Buuka August
Chief Mutondo
Chief Siachitema Kalomo Tonga Maanzi Aabila Lwiindi October
Litunga Lamboela Senanga Lozi Kuomboka Nalolo May
Chieftainess Mboanjikana Kalabo Lozi Kuomboka Libonda May
Chiefs Mutondo and Kahare Kaoma Nkoya Kazanga July
Zambia Corrupt Or Not?
Zambia recently became the 26th country to publish the EITI report, disclosing payments from mining companies for the year 2008. The EITI standard is meant to "facilitate transparency" by assessing net discrepencies between resource rents, for example: royalties and taxes, remitted by multinationals and received by governments.
The primary intention of the EITI report, backed by many of the world's major extractive or resource-seeking multinationals including Shell, Chevron, Vale, BHP Billiton, Anglo-American and others, is to eliminate corruption by shining a light on the flow of revenue. Describing companies as "complicit" in corruption limited to the criminogenic environments in which they are required to operate, the EITI system claims that reduced reputational risk is a tremendous upside for foreign investors and corporate entities.
Elilminating corruption?
Currently, Zambia is one of twenty-four EITI candidate countries, of which more than half are African, including Tanzania, Gabon, Cameroon, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Chad, Mali, Mauritania, Sierra Leone, and Burkina Faso - among others. Already, five of eleven EITI "compliant" nations are African - many of them surprising choices - think Nigeria, Niger, and Liberia.
According to Clare Short, head of the EITI system and former British secretary of state for international development, a ministry created under then-Prime Minister Tony Blair - who announced the initiative in 2002 as a joint project of the UK and the World Bank - once a country joins EITI, all companies operating within the "host" country must make full disclosures.
The logic goes that, so long as there is disclosure of cash payments within national boundaries, transparency will act as a natural sanction - diminishing the potential for, and realisation of, corruption.
It is a logic that appears to bank on political or "demand-side" corruption, chiefly innate to the developing country's character - with corporations simply "going along" with the system - a kind of "when in Rome" response.
But the EITI theory is vastly different from the reality and has more to do with corporate and "first world" country supply-side corruption. Zambia's first report, for instance, revealed that mining companies remitted $463 million in payments to the government in 2008. The EITI report claims "significant discrepencies" noting a net total of "unresolved discrepencies" of $66 million.
In that same year - 2008, much of Zambia's exported copper, almost half of which was earmarked for Switzerland, never arrived at its destination - disappearing into thin air. Moreover, the pricing structure for Swiss copper - remarkably similar to Zambia's exported copper - was six times higher than the funds Zambia received, facilitating a potential loss of some $11.4bn. This is especially interesting when taking into account that Zambia's entire GDP for 2008 was $14.3bn.
Glencore's lucrative policies
This type of corporate corruption - known as transfer mispricing, made headlines recently when a leaked report authored by Grant Thornton at the request of the Zambia Revenue Agency (ZRA) unpacked how the Glencore-controlled lucrative Mopani Copper Mines (MCM) - a company which declared no profits, was cheating the country's tax base of copper revenue.
The auditors disclosed that MCM tried "resisting the pilot audit at every stage", rendering them unable to access crucial data in many instances. MCM's chief executive, Emmanuel Mutati, claimed that the audit was not accurate, precisely because data was inaccurate. Yet Glencore, the world's largest commodity trader, controlling 50 per cent of the global copper market, is confident that MCM will be "exonerated".
In all probability, Glencore will be saying that transfer pricing is perfectly legal and central to trade. But the nature of "arms-length transfer pricing" within the current deregulated global financial architecture, enables multinationals (conducting as much as 60 per cent of global trade within - rather than between - corporations) to "self-regulate" pricing.
So, though pricing, in theory, is determined according to "market values", in reality, the "corporate veil" facilitates tremendous mispricing when subsidiaries of the same company trade with one another - the means through which Glencore allegedly purchased grade +1 copper well below market prices, with MCM allegedly preferring - all too often, the lowest price offered by a Glencore subsidiary, described by the audit as an act likely for buyers, not sellers, who would experience diminished profits.
Glencore International AG, based in Switzerland, the world's leading secrecy jurisdiction, handpicked by Glencore founder and notorious commodity trader Marc Rich, further enables the company to take further advantage of little or no taxation.
Tax havens such as Switzerland are essential to resource-seeking corporations operating in Africa: more than 85 per cent of asset portfolios for sub-Saharan Africa passes through tax havens. In Zambia, MCM's structure - like that of Vedanta and others, keenly utilises tax havens as vehicles for shell companies able to access legal and financial opacity tools including banking secrecy, thin capitalisation, little or no taxation, zero disclosure of company accounts, use of nominees, and - best of all - high-level client confidentiality, all of which is entirely legal.
Mining and tax havens
Thus, however illicit, by outsourcing the commercialised sovereignty of tax havens, transfer mispricing, when realised through tax avoidance, is legal within select jurisdictions. The financial geography of MCM is located almost entirely in tax havens: though a Zambian company, it is 73 per cent owned by Carlisa Investments (a British Virgin Islands company, 82 per cent owned by Bermuda-based Glencore Finance, which is 100 per cent owned by Glencore International AG). MCM's mining partner, holding 18 per cent of Carlisa, is another mining entity active globally and in Zambia - First Quantum.
And while the extractive industry is being promoted rather aggressively as the primary vehicle to kickstart Zambia's real economy, mining companies generate just 2.2 per cent of revenue collected by Zambian authorities, with the bigger percentage of tax derived from withheld taxes paid by workers. The result? Just 4.4 per cent of actual taxes remitted from the already minute sum paid by mining houses comprises corporate tax. This is a particularly nifty boutique tax product called Total Tax Contribution, created by auditing firm PricewaterhouseCoopers, which helps corporations avoid taxation.
Zambia's government acknowledged that the country missed cashing in on the 2004-2008 commodity boom, when copper prices more than tripled. But companies like MCM don't have to pay the new royalty rates of three per cent - as 20 year stability clauses from secretive development agreements issued soon after privatisation provided the company with arguably the world's lowest royalty rate at 0.6 per cent. This agreement will remain in force until the year 2020. Worse still, had these agreements not been leaked, it would never have come to light that corporate tax rates were effectively zero, thanks to deferments and royalties.
MCM is the largest copper mining operation in Zambia - and Glencore certainly stands to benefit from locking down the copper market, not simply because copper underwires the modern world, but also because it is fundamental to renewable energy. In fact, shortages are estimated to drive up the price of copper from it current historic high at $9,000 per tonne, to that of about $11,000 by 2013, elevated in large parts by the demands of emerging nations such as China, the world's largest consumer.
Solutions to company operations
Thus, catching revenue leakage through EITI - off the mark by billions - is impossible because it does not focus on what multinationals ought to have paid, only what they have paid, and it never investigates the means through which corporations were able to circumvent taxation.
There are several reasons for this: EITI allows inconsistent standards, limited to national boundaries, despite the international nature of multinational economic activity. And the EITI system, for instance, provides national governments with choices that fragment the legitimacy and accuracy of conclusions - even insofar as they attempt to track cash payments, including whether reporting is mandatory, whether auditing is required, what should be published and the accounting policies used, materiality levels, et cetera.
Aggregated templates used by multinationals - and even the EITI system, prevent scrutiny, for example, of where problems are arising, where they are replicated, how they are realised - whether it has been identified, if problems are being sorted out, and how. The EITI system would easily allow another subsidiary of the same mining company, based in another jurisdiction, to make a corrupt payment to a politician in Zambia. It would allow a company within Zambia, created for shell purposes, to be paid for "services rendered", diminishing tax. Thin capitalisaton would allow for one subsidiary of the same parent company to make high interest loans to the host country subsidiary, diminishing taxable profits. The possibilities are endless - and often utilised.
Of course, there are many solutions, namely that of corporate country-by-country reporting (CbC), created by Richard Murphy, a founder of the Tax Justice Network. This would involve real natural sanctions prohibiting companies from artificially using tax havens (by disclosing the lack of substantial economic activities in these jurisdictions) while also limiting the scope of transfer mispricing.
Elements of CbC include the names of each country in which the multinational operates; the names of all companies trading in each country in which the company operates; the financial performance in each country in which it operates; sales between third parties and other group companies; purchases split between third parties and intra-group transactions; labour costs and employee numbers; financing costs; pre-tax profits; deferred taxation liabilities for the country at the start and close of each accounting period; the actual payments to the government; the tax charge for the split between current and deferred tax and so on.
It is a method inspired by a system already in place in the US. Certainly, critics will claim that transfer mispricing is always possible, but the difference between CbC and EITI, is that with the former, it is exceedingly difficult, whereas with the latter, it is highly probable.
World Bank's push
So why does the EITI allow for so many potential faultlines, vacuums and opt-outs? Like Chile, Zambia historically was one of the world's leading copper producers, extracting and exporting some 700,000 tonnes annually during its "golden peak". Currently, Zambia has hit the 800,000 mark, pegged to exploit more than 1 million tonnes per annum in the next year or so.
Way back when Zambia's copper industry was being privatised, the World Bank pushed for the lowest possible tax and royalty rates, providing companies with the type of secretive development agreements mentioned above. The Bank claimed that the limited intervention of the Zambian government rendered the process the most successful in the region.
Describing Zambia's new system imposed by the "arm-twisting of the World Bank", a 1996 New York Times piece stated: "All exchange controls, tariff barriers and food subsidies have been dropped in the shock-treatment switch-over to rampant capitalism … Virtually everything the state owned is for sale."
For African citizens, the World Bank, perceived as the source of devastating structural adjustment programmes created conditions still haunting countries like Zambia. Until mid-1995, the Bank itself refused to acknowledge the "C-word" - corruption, claiming such to be political and beyond the Bank's mandate.
This was despite the reality that 60 per cent of every dollar provided in external loans left the continent through illicit flight.
It has yet to factor illicit flight in accounting models. Had this been done, sub-Saharan Africa would be unpacked as a global net creditor - as the Bank itself disclosed in a report many years back.
As Treasure Islands author Nick Shaxson reveals in his book, though looted wealth is transformed to private wealth, the empty hole in the public purse is transformed to a public debt. He cites the example of Africans "bearing" the public debts by describing the case of a pretty Angolan girl, forced to bear an infection rotting a hole the size of a golfball in her cheek, because she could not access public healthcare.
Meanwhile, EITI's other backer, the UK, is host to more than half of the world's tax havens: three as British Crown Dependencies (such as Jersey - the corporate hub from which Glencore recently launched an IPO), seven as British Overseas Territories (including world famous hubs such as the Cayman Islands, British Virgin Islands, and Bermuda - where Zambia's multinationals have incorporated and maintained subsidiary entities), and 21 as members of the Commonwealth.
The City of London, a ring-fenced financial district, is one of the world's leading tax havens, previously described by the UK's Serious Fraud Office (SFO) as "head office" to some of the world's major tax havens.
Put simply, whether or not we choose to acknowledge it, these actors - including the Organisation for Economic Development and Cooperation (OECD) - comprising the world's most powerful nations and its leading donors, may be seen as benefitting from the impoverishment of African regions.
Capital losses
Each year, Africa loses a minimum of $148bn - almost four times the sum of foreign aid it receives, to capital flight - of which 60 per cent is due to corporate mispricing. Clearly, the solution toward enabling African countries to recover their lost revenue and become economically independent, is to block revenue leakages, rather than provide further loans and grants characterised by conditionalities that undermine development.
Yet, even as 60 per cent of non-grant revenue is generated by resource rents, constituting a main source of income for African nations, many of them "rent-seeking" and dependent on resources for their tax base, the OECD has not implemented CbC, preferring the "arms-length system" created by the International Accounting Standards Board (IASB) - itself operating from a tax haven, founded and financed by the world's leading accounting firms - such as PwC - and all of whom compete with another to create the best tax avoidance products for corporations.
Nick Shaxson said this to me in a recent email:
The role of the OECD is particularly strange in this respect. It jealously guards some of the main mechanisms and models for transparency and information exchange with respect to international financial flows, and with respect to international tax. And yet these models all, in important ways, significantly disadvantage developing countries.
It is a disadvantage, locked into the EITI system, designed to present an illusion of accountability where none exists.
So, while EITI may be good news for the companies involved in Zambia, casting them in a clean light, the same cannot really be said for the country's citizens who are being shortchanged.
Short recently claimed that the EITI model, still evolving, would be complemented by such measures. But intimated along with this statement is the notion that EITI itself will not lead this charge. So much for transparency.
Khadija Sharife is a journalist and visiting scholar at the Center for Civil Society (CCS) based in South Africa, and a contributor to the Tax Justice Network. She is the Southern Africa correspondent for The Africa Report magazine, assistant editor of the Harvard "World Poverty and Human Rights" journal and author of "Tax Us If You Can Africa"
Sunday, 10 July 2011
The New Logo And Slogan
Old Man Maxwell Mututwa Has Died.
Former Barotse Royal establishment Prime Minister Ngambela Maxwell Mututwa has died.
The 92 year old man who was recently arrested following the riots In Mongu died last night.
Mututwa an influential voice in the politics of the Barotseland seen by most in the western province as a father figure.The cause of death is not yet known.
Bo Mututwa who was arrested after the riots in Mongu was the first to be released after an outcry from the people considering his age and illness. While under arrest he was hospitalised but later discharged before he was finally released from prison.
Before his passing he had asked government to accord him a full explanation as to the circumstances leading to his arrest.
From us at Zambia Insights we convey our condolences to the family, the people of Western province and the Nation at large.
Saturday, 9 July 2011
Saki Goes MMD?
ZP or Buju Slag Yapa Zed
ZP (Zambia Police) slang
This is Nyanjaslang that has been passed on from Generation to Generation in the Military and Police Service Training Academies. All service men and women who join the Force usually ‘Graduate’ from the academies with at least full knowledge of “Police Jargon” incorporated into Nyanja as well as its distinct accent. This is evident when one speaks to or hears Police/Military personnel conversing. This also makes it easy to identify them even when in plain clothes from the manner in which they speak.Also ,Members of the public or civilians humorously refer the initials 'Z.P' in Nyanjaas "Zabwino Palibe" (Nothing Good),due to the manner in which the Police 'Man Handle' Suspects/convicts during custodial situations.
- Anso
- Again/In fact/(may be used as question tag) - Wabwela Anso?/si ndiwe anso?
- Boma
- Refers to Zambian Government.
- Bwana
- (used to show respect) alternative for 'Boss'
- Contravening
- Any Traffic offence.
- Choncho
- isn’t it?/Fast: - si choncho ati ndiwe una tundila ku galimoto ya Boma?/Ubwele choncho ku station otherwise nima mbama chabe uka fika.
- Galimoto
- Motor Vehicle.
- Hotel Luanda
- Kabwata Police Station Jail/Cells.
- Inde
- As you wish:e.g. Captain:Uyende anso ku Lilayi naba silikali ba tatu mu lete mpolyo mpolyo,Junior Officer:(Salutes)Inde Mwami!
- Ku Chimwa/ku lakwa
- To be Guilty: e.g. wa chimwa iwe,uza kamba ku sogolo.
- Ma Wenge
- Handcuffs
- Mwami
- (used to show respect) Cop/High Ranked Officer.
- Mu Silikali/Ba Silikali
- May refer to a Soldier or Policeman.
- Mpolyo Mpolyo
- Gun/AK 47 Rifle.
- Longa
- Arrested/locked up. Literately the act a suspect of being thrown into a Police Van.
- Remind
- Literally 'Remand' - Pre-charge detention.
- 'Uza kamba ku sogolo'
- ZP Miranda Rights – "You will speak when you get to the Police Station". This is synonymous with the English Miranda rights; “You have the Right to Remain Silent” the phrase is usually used during custodial situations at the point of arrest.
- Z.P
- Zabwino Palibe.(Ain't Nothing Nice)
[edit]ZP - Police/Military slang Language Mix
This kind of language(*Relatively Unheard of*) is a mixture of the native Zambian languageNyanja with common ZP(Zambia Police) Phrases.It is made up of mating zp Phrases with Nyanja words producing a recipe that confuses people who know little of ZP slang words/Phrases. Below is a comparison of two sentences with same meaning one in native Nyanja and the other being the ZP/NyanjaMix.[The language is spoken with an accent just as the Zambian Police Service officers do].
- Native : Boi,ine manje na yambapo ku yenda bond.
- ZP - MIX : Boi,ise naku chaya Gillete ku bond.
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Other Zambian Terms or Phrases
Other Terms/Phrases
- Kwendo mu Tank
- stepping on it/or driving at high speeds/driving off.
e.g.:Pamene wenzo tuma phone nenze kwendo mu Tank mu Cairo Road.
- Kwendo mu Njila
- Going/One who is always on the move/the act of leaving
- Gillette
- leaving /act of running away[The term originated from the Sports show “Gillette World Sport Special” as a result of its association with sporting activities such as races/running/sprinting,it was adopted as a term to mean running away and later on to mean leaving/going]
e.g.:Mu Boys ana chaya Gillette baka pokola/Na chaya Gillette.
- Mau lendo
- leaving/trip e.g.:Ali mau lendo pamene tikamba so.
- Shot
- steal/leave/throw e.g.: Bani chaya shot cellphone/Na chaya shot ku bond boi/Banamu chaya shot malegeni ku matako.
- Yenza
- steal e.g. Bani Yenzela cellphone baka ponya mu station.
- Lusaka
- To get conned/steal – "bani chaya Lusaka ma tyre ya motoka"/"Ma boys bamu Katondo bani chaya Lusaka phone yamene na gulisa".
- Kitwe
- To get fucked in the ass.
Zambian Brand Name Generalisation
Brand Name Generalisation
Around the world, common brand names are used to identify products in their category,e.g. Sellotape for clear adhesive tape or Panado for any Pain killer Tablets and as a result of popular usage, this eventually becomes their Generic name(noun) which is a process called Genercide.[1].Brand names as a result of this have literally lost their status as ‘Brand Names’ in their relevant categories.
- Honda
- Any Motorbike/literally Honda is the default Noun for motorbike.
- Boom
- Despite ‘Dynamo’ being popular back in the days. Any Detergent Paste is called ‘Boom’ by default which is a local popular soap brand.
- Shake-Shake
- literally any opaque Beer.
- Cobra
- Literally any Floor Polish product.
- Colgate
- Literally any toothpaste product
- Panado
- Any Pain killer tablet.
- Surf
- Any Washing Powder product.
- Salad
- Literally any Cooking Oil Product.
- Target
- Literally any insecticide spray.
- Vaseline
- Literally any Petroleum jelly product.
Know Your Zambian Slag! Part 1
Phrases
- Album - (Offensive Term)Refers to Pregnancy/Birth – That girl just released an Album.
- Ati how? - How are you? Very informal slang. Origin ‘Ati bwanji’ became ‘ati bwa’ and ‘bwa’ was translated to English ‘how’
- Ba ka’amba - from ‘ba kalamba’ big man. Generally used to address either a friend or one whose name you don’t know
- Ba'ane - Good friends. genrally used to address very good friends or in jest to not so good friends
- Bali - Father/Older Man.
- Ba Rwanda (can be derogatory )- Beer Scavengers. - usage arose at the time when Zambia had a lot of refugees from Rwanda in the
- Balloon Type - Lady with Big Bums/Back side/Hips
- Brush - sex
- Better TV - A prostitute. [from a song by local musician Danny of the same title]
- Bells - Length of time (usually long) or time of day. derived from a bell ringing at the top of the hour. e.g. Its 6 bells right now i.e. 6 am/pm. E.g, It's been bells since I saw him.
- Blazed - To get drunk / high on drugs
- Black album / blue movie - Porn movie
- Black table - A table laden with lager beer Bottles, usually castle or mosi
- Bolt - to run
- Book - leave a location e.g. "Buta" lets book from here its getting "dry".
- Box - reference to any area that is confined such as a room or a location.
- Buta / Bootah - in reference to brotherhood. from "boet" or "boetie"
- Bululu / Bururu - Relative from Afrikaans "broer" meaning brother
- Bwete - (Big Ass) A simultaneous shaking of a Woman/lady's Behind when walking.
- Belegede - Drunk
- Kanasaki (Kan-i-Saki) - Get Head -- From the word Kawasaki
- Cabin - House/Home.
- Chakolwa - an alcoholic
- Chamba - Marijuana/cannabis
- Chux'd - To be detained/imprisoned by the Police.
- Choncholi - rather derogatory reference to a Chinese person.
- Chow(chau) - Eat.
- Clap - to finish e.g. I've clapped all my homework so we can go play football now.
- CNN / BBC - In reference to gossip and its ability to spread like the news
- Coolie (Kuli) - An Indian
- Colgate - Refers to ANY toothpaste
- Crop - To fall down
- Cut - 1)Going/Leaving e.g. I'm cutting cabin, its already 3 a.m. 2)Drunk e.g. My father was cut last night after the party, I had to drive him home. 3) What's cutting? = what's happening?
- Damage - in reference to money spent. How much damage did you do last night? - 1 million Kwacha on dinner.
- Departure lounge - someone very ill and most likely on their death bed.e.g. one with HIV could be said to be in the departure lounge.
- Dicey - Tricky
- Dop / Dope - Alcohol
- Dos - To sleep
- Doss / dossed - terminally ill (derogatory) used to describe persons suffering from AIDS (gossip type)
- Down it - Bottoms up - drink at one go
- Dry - Boring/Lame
- Dyonko - sample/taste
- Ek Se - Originally an Afrikaans term which means " I say " e.g. Ek Se what time is it?Its meaning has literally changed to refer to a friend or some one of your age you don't know.
- Eh Eh/Ah Ah - An expression used to describe 'being surprised'. What the hell? E.g, Eh eh, didn't he "prang" his ride?.
- Falisa/Falisis - ambiguous reference to any object, situation or action (popular among Copperbelt Kaponyas)
- Fastele - Fast - From a cartoon Comic in local newspapers, 'The Post' from back in the days.
- Father - used to call a man’s name you don’t know/Elderly Man(commonly use by call boys/Bus conductors)
- Flat - Annoyed or upset or angry.
- Flush - The act of aborting an unwanted pregnancy.
- Fodia - Cigarette
- Flamingo - (sexual position - Similar to Doggy Style) where the woman stands then bends over and touches her toes.
- Free Kick - (Offensive) To abort a pregnancy as in She had a free kick
- Frozen chicken - (sexual position) sexual position where the woman is lying on her back and her legs are over the man's shoulders.
- Fuzi - side Kick
- Gabon - anything bad, in reference to the Gabon air disaster of 1993 in which Zambia soccer player lost their lives.
- Gon’ga - noun. an imitation product. verb. To be swindled/ugly girl.
- G.P - Game Plan, i.e. organizing a plan of action
- Graze - Food or the act of eating
- Gun Powder - Groundnuts
- Gooza / Guza - woman/lady
- Gelo (Chi gelo) - A girl/woman
- Gwamo - Go/Leave (Na gwamo - I have gone.)
- Hammer - 1) to beat
- Hard - to be considered something special or good e.g. That Items is Hard Ek Se.
- How do you make it? - What time is it?
- Hule - Prostitute
- Item - Refers to a thing/anything.
- Jam - to play e.g. We are jamming football tonight at the school football pitch.
- Joll - 1)Come or arrive at a destination. e.g. Are you jolling to the party tonight? 2) In other parts of Africa joll can refer to a party or party atmosphere.
- Joint - 1)place or location. e.g. This joint is nice. 2) Weed
- John Cena - really big local buns
- Kaponya - A street hawker or any individual found roaming the city streets aimlessly. Usually very vulgar
- Kabwata - Body builder or well built muscular man commonly referred to as "chiKabwata" - named after Lusaka's first and oldest gym located in Kabwata Township
- Ka ndile - A broke person that feeds off others and tries to keep up appearances like he/she is the spender
- Ka nduli - Hot girl.
- Kembo - A person of no substance (insulting) eg. "Iwe Kembo!" English translation "Hey Jerk/funny guy/popper!"
- Ku ma 'dizzy’ - Bar/Tavern
- Ku ma yard [yadi] - Suburbs. [literally at the yards]
- ka pulp - Nshima.
- Kajansa - Masturbation e.g. - Alibe Gelo,ama chaya che kanajansa daily.
- ku dyela - Having a good time e.g. wa dyela, tina dyela
- Ku yupa ma banana - Masturbation e.g. - Ninamu pezekeza Ayupa ma banana mu Toilet.
- Kui Typa - Bemba Word for Fight.
- Kapeta - Body builder or weightlifter
- Kuli (coolie) - An Indian.
- Ka saka - a bag of money.
- Kopala - an indigenous citizen of the Copperbelt province (Usually an unruly member of this group of people)
- Long Nose /4 Corner - formal shoes with a long front-end/4 Squared heal.
- Laliga - Something good
- Laka - nice, good, great. From Afrikaans "lekker"
- Lash - To give e.g. Lash me some Money Ek Se
- Ma packs - Opaque beer. e.g. shake-shake,(Chibuku).
- Maize juice or Blue print - Shake Shake/ Opaque Beer
- Ma pint - Lager beer e.g. Mosi and castle
- Mahafu - Money.
- Mbama - Slap/ To Slap Someone.
- Metre [Mita] - A million kwacha.
- McGyver - Using ingenious methods and simple tools/materials to fix something. e.g. using wires instead of bolts and nuts to hold together two parts. From the popular 1980s TV seriesMcGyver.
- Mpopo - Hot Girls/Babes
- Moko-Moko - Retarded person/Retard
- Mwanaa - Refers to Friend/Young Person
- Mune - Same as mwanaa, term of endearment for a good friend e.g. 'Shani Mune' "Hello my friend"; 'Shani baane' "Hello My friends"
- Mali - Mother / Mum / in certain contexts a lady or woman
- Mati - Mate/friend
- Mao - Derived from Mal (French for sick/sickness). Being "sick in the head" or crazy. Usually as a reaction to someone doing something stupid. E.g, "ek se", how do you "dope" without "tuning" us "ek se", but you're mao.
- Mauless - speechless or at a loss for words, used especially when shocked at something or by someone. Derived from the phrase, "Nilibe mau" meaning I've got no words or I've got nothing to say.
- Mat - to leave - Mat ek se
- Ma Bono - Local Buns
- Milochi - kissing.
- Michopo - Grilled steaks
- MuZungu - Nyanja Word for White Person.
- Mukalad - Nyanja Word for a Mixed Race person (coloureds).
- Mwenye - Nyanja Word for Indian.
- Nailos - Copperbelt slang used by Kaponyas. See the meaning of Falisis
- Nikisi - Comes from the German "Nichts" and means "Nothing", or "NO".
- Ntakuko - Booty.
- Njumi - Cute girl.
- Nyaps - NSA[No Strings Attached] Partner.
- Ponyo Ponyo/Kanjansa - Masturbation
- Ndule - Girls.
- Nkeche - Girls/Girlfriend.
- Ngwele - side kick .
- Nakata line - To get to know the trade.
- Own - Guy e.g. "Tune" that own to "lash" me my "tong" - Tell the guy/person to give me my money.
- One Piston - One who easily gets Drunk.
- Open - to burst out into laughter e.g Ek-se, I opened! (I really laughed)
- Opan - to take a girls virginity e.g I opaned the cherry! (I was her first sex) ;,the a is stressed when pronouncing.
- Page - to give a "miss call", usually due to a lack of pre-paid funds on a mobile phone. e.g. I'll page you so that you know I'm here.
- Peg - to die. e.g. This "own" pegged because of drunk driving.
- Perch - To sit
- Pin - denomination for a thousand Zambian kwacha e.g. 1 pin - K1,000 ,50 pin - K50,000
- Prang - crash, normally the action of being in a motor-vehicle accident
- Queen - mother
- Rasta - Any person with dreadlocks
- Remix - A Lie.
- Ride/whip/G - car
- Sawa - K1,000(One Thousand Kwacha)Commonly used by Bus conductors/passengers.
- Saat/Sut - No
- Scale - Steal
- Scan - to look
- Skim - to think
- Swine - a vest/waistcoat.
- Sheets - in reference to sheets of money
- Span - plenty, a large number.
- Shansha - Hustle, stay strong.
- Shadow - Dark like Ronish
- Skat - shoe
- Spalour - Home
- Scene - Club or event
- Scoop - Get
- Shanks - Toilet
- Strap - Walk e.g. I had to strap all the way home because the car broke down.
- Skwale! - To Run Away, normally leave the scene in a rush.
- Susu - K10,000(Ten Thousand Kwacha) Commonly used by Bus conductors/passengers.
Tune (Choon)- To tell/say. "I tuned that kama bali" Originally from South African Slang.
- Tune Out - To Tell Off
- Turbulence - Distraction/Confusion in a Group.
- Tong - Money.
- Two (2) Pulls - short duration / amount for something. "Shani ko ka fwaka ... two pulls fye."
- Wire [waya] - 1) to beat or cause harm to somebody 2)An Old/vehicle in bad condition.
- Weeve - Beat/Fight.
- Zali - A Hundred kwacha(K100). Or a Hundred thousand kwacha(K100,000). e.g. 2 zali = K200,000
- Za yellow - A Person with bleached skin or is light skinned.
- Zambia Airways - Refers to a chicken Wing.
- Zed - Literally 'Z' Short for Zambia. a. Zedians-Zambians
- Zigolo - water and sugar
- Zigs - Short-hand form of Zigolo
- Zooker - Beer vulture.
- ZNS - Refers to Green Flies (green bottle fly) in relation to the Green uniforms Worn by Zambian National Service men and women.
- Zimandola - AKA Kopala. Peoples of the Copperbelt province particularly from Ndola town